Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have frogspawn lined with chewing gum.
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I have a cunt made out of stained glass, lit by August sunshine from the distant past.
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I have a cunt made out of four inch ply.
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I have a cunt made out of tambourines.
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Yesterday I killed a bear with a handgun full of ice cream tits.
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If you could talk mummy into being a biscuit or a bear, what would you choose?
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My mum's looking at a tornado called Jim.
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Would you give your last Rolo to Flipper?
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Teach your bear to suck eggs.
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Floodgates open, floodgates pull up.