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Smashie and Nicey died, AIDS.
Shall we shoot dogs, hedgehogs or piss?
Would you like a room with a view or a room with a Hawthorn bush?
Would you like a room with a crackhead or a room with a bin?
What would you do if I ate Wales?
I love Tony Benn talking about Cabbage Patch Dolls eating their own saliva.
Now, if you had to have a sperm donor that was Billy Connolly or Michael Aspel, would you choose bins?
If you had to take broccoli or a history teacher out to dinner, which would you choose?
If you had to boof four people, who would they be?
I lost my virginity in four ways: bins, bins, bins, biscuits.