Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I’ve got a forty two inch plasma screen TV round the back of my mum.
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A spoon full of horticulture makes the elephant go down on your mum.
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Don’t worry, we’re only going to pillage forty two percent of the population.
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Easy Jet or France? Choose.
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Hell Raiser, helicopters or history teachers? Chose.
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Mr Otter and the Monochrome Bandwagon
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Find a special otter and talk it into sex.
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Find a fucking geranium and eat its head.
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Aliens or Peterborough? Choose.
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Variant CJD or beans? Choose.