Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I might be Lion-O’s mum, or a biscuit.
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I wrote an article for the Lancet called ‘My mum’s a bin.’
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I’d like a disco tit.
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How do you feel about worm farms?
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Who’s got a womb for Hitler?
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Would you like to rhyme about piss?
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I’d do anything for forty two issues of Heat Magazine.
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There’s forty two haberdasheries in heaven.
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I Romaned up my life with biscuits.
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I’m very happy I’m a Roman Catholic priest disguised as a masturbating mum.