Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Do you think I’m a dickhead or a Champagne bottle?
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Mind the tea towel over the end of the world.
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Who fucked all the sheep?
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There’s a little bit of light between your eye and your piss and it’s called Samuel L. Jackson.
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I tenderly fucked Dan Dare.
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I tenderly fucked a bin.
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I tenderly fucked a dinner plate.
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I’m going to masturbate with a pitchfork.
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National 'Weird Day' Day
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I’m stuck down a well of enlightenment with an ape.