Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Gently fuck a geranium. No, don’t bother.
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I fucked a cunt in ’94. I fucked a cunt at your mum’s back door.
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Fuck a bin bag with a bin.
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Land of hope and wee.
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I have a cunt made out of rhyming couplets.
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I have a cunt made out of Disney films.
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Who’s your favourite burden, me or your privileged upbringing?
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Ant rape! Ant rape!
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Bite on the nipple of a monk.
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Andy Warhol died rinsing out his own penis.