Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I walked though the valley of worms talking God into basketball.
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You know Batman’s a lesbian?
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I fucked a dog called Bin round the back of the head.
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Romans, countrymen, Happy Meals.
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Who loves the Grand Union Canal? Edgbaston.
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Good morning rigor mortis.
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If you had a tranquiliser garter, would you put it on a banker or a bin?
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Hands up if you might be a happy egg.
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Don’t bother trying to save the planet, just save Wales.
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You’re like a cardboard inner tube for Michael Aspel.