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We should electronically tag all goats, Sunday school teachers and Latvians.
The mattress likes it rough.
My mattress called the Samaritans five years ago.
My mattress is like an abused partner.
I think walls might be the cause of global warming.
Lamp-post, defend yourself.
Lamp-post, you’ve never seen a lamp post on X Factor.
If you were a wall, would you go on Britain’s Got Talent?
Walls, you just stand around in the corner.
Make a sperm castle mixed with sand.