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The sun and the moon went on the Jeremy Kyle Show last week.
The sun has got his dick out and is playing with your mum’s hair.
The sun has got his dick out, hip, hip, hip, hooray!
Do you prefer spring, autumn or a sheep called Baklava?
The government says, "Sit in the corner, cry quietly and pray for an asteroid to hit earth."
Space race or bike race? Choose.
Britain’s Gone Blank.
Saturday Afternoon Shopper Superstar.
Would you like to compete in the Olympic exercise bike four hundred meters?
Ready, Steady, Fuck an Olympian.