Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Oh window, I’m sorry you have to sit next to the wall.
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Piss off parsnip.
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Carroty cunt.
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Man up root vegetables.
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I love bears in World War Two uniform.
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Wilson the Butler and the Broom Cupboard of Hate.
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Which is easier to potty train, a Centaur or a senator?
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If all the hoofed animals could count there wouldn’t be a banking crisis.
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Who would copy original sin?
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I don’t believe in flying squirrels, I believe in landing dogs.