Tics

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The sheep are dying, we don’t care enough for the foreskins.
If you’re a sausage and you know it, suck your hands.
Suck out your body and see.
Help, there’s the golden arches of shame.
I saved a cat from munching pussy and a horse from thirty-two bears.
Hands up if you’ve had a wet dream about fish.
Bob’s your uncle, mum’s a bean.
In the beginning, there was a bin and the bin said, “Rome” and Rome said, “Fuck off.”
Suck your own dick through a straw made of grass.
I’m wanking and spanking a Don King lookalike from ’94.