Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I’m a Roman bin and I like to talk about elephants.
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95% of heads are made of fur.
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I’m a Masonic lodger.
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I’m a guide dog for Marilyn Monroe.
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Do you mind that I’m Dave Cameron’s mum?
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Tie a porno over your head.
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Ice cream donkey shower, on the feast of Stephen.
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I have a cunt made out of Harry Potter’s hair.
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Shine a light in every corner of your mum’s bedroom.
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Tourettes, I swear I’m a bin.