Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Dusty Bin died, cat AIDS.
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Take a rabbit into an air raid shelter and fuck its floppy ears.
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Do you want to risk assess your own legs?
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Malcolm buried the bread knife in the horse’s chest.
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Willy Wonka’s donation toilet.
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Put a toilet roll in your mouth.
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You’re a Lemsip on the loo.
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He’s got your mum’s vagina in his hand and he’s rubbing it with Marmite and tinsel.
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Would you rather be a conjoined twin or a tennis player?
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I love lactating tennis players.