Tics
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Shave all your sheep for your mum’s best friend.
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Shave all your sheep for figs.
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I’m sorry I thought my mum was a dog.
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I fucked a sheep in forty two ways and then your mum got AIDS.
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Yesterday your mum sucked Gordon Brown off in Argentina’s playground.
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Your mum is unforgettable. Your mum is forty two percent forgettable. Your mum is so forgettable.
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And when two lovers shag, the energy and nitrous oxide rains on bears.
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Loitering with intent to feel up your mum’s bin.
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Fuck off lamp-post, you look like a small prostitute.
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Tiscali Broadband, intimate man speaking.