Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Help!
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Send the police to Norfolk, where they can take a cow out for dinner.
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I’m going to loot a pickled sandwich.
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Polar bears riot in Tottenham.
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Hands up if you’ve got a ship on you.
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I’ve got a Blue Peter badge in Pig Porn.
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You look lovely geranium, for a whore.
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Ipswich!
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I’m partially an eclipse.
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Build a biscuit, build a biscuit, put sheepdog on the top. Take a donkey out to dinner, and rub its little back.