Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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144 tics found
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Happy Birthday. My gift to you is a bin.
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He’s got your mum’s vagina in his hand and he’s rubbing it with Marmite and tinsel.
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I fucked a dog called Bin round the back of the head.
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I fucked Australia, I fucked Spain. I fucked Cambridgeshire, Keith Harris and a bin.
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I fucked mankind in the bin tonight.
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I guarantee I didn’t fuck the bin.
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I licked the head of a bin.
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I lol’d at a bin.
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I lost my virginity with a whale, in a bin.
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I love bears’ bottoms rubbing on my cheeks.