Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Shut up TV aerial.
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I’m going to give your dog a bin, a pair of Topshop pants and a tornado.
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Nighties for bins.
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Shall we go skiing in Africa?
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Don’t fuck up the cheep sheep.
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Fryer Tuck’s underwear was battered.
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Biscuit She Wrote. Murder She Fucked.
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There might be bins in Beirut this Christmas.
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Johnny Vaughan made hiccupping illegal in Scotland.
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Would you prefer a wale’s cock or an aardvark vagina?