Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Malcolm’s forty two per cent car bound.
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Desperately Rubbing Ronan Keating’s Ball.
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Now we’re going to teach you about fucking a sheep dog in Argentina.
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I want to kill myself because I love Michael Heseltine.
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Uh oh, your mum’s in trouble, Ben’s got a worm in his vagina.
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Piracy’s only theft if you’re a horse.
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Piracy’s not really theft.
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Soon the frogs will come and take Bangladesh out for dinner.
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I’m going to join the Olympic rowing team as an astronaut.
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I once coordinated a sentence.