Tics

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There’s a scale model of your mum’s vagina hanging in the front room of Aristotle’s house.
Ketchup loving duck.
All the bears are dead except the one called Fred. He lives at 42 Cromwell Street.
I’m a performing seal called Latitude.
Jim jams for tortoises.
Blue Muffin Impersonation Scheme, Sesame Wrap speaking.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bins.
Teenage Mutant Hero Minges.
Fine Jesus £42.50.
What is the biggest problem for women in the 21st Century, Ryanair, wrist watches or Dagenham?