Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I was a disco-loving little kid and then I fucked up Godzilla with a teapot.
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I’ve so ovaries.
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Strangely, Santa’s sperm bank is empty.
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I’d like four megabytes of St Petersburg on cassette tape.
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Be a spider, fuck a biscuit dressed as a pantomime bear.
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Let’s play Spider, Biscuit, Bear.
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Lactate your day away.
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Long willy, dancing in the dark.
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Willy Wonka died - nachos.
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Run DMC died - running accident.