It took me six minutes to say this:
Lost for Words
‘I’m having trouble speaking at the moment. My muscles are fine but speaking is difficult. This is more than just tics interrupting speaking. The sentence is fully formed by my mind.…
I was in an exceptionally cheerful mood when I woke up this morning. I washed and dressed and did a bit of work at the kitchen table, singing tics all the time. Ticced songs are nothing new and I’ve written about them before.…
This afternoon Leftwing Idiot and I went shopping in town for stuff for my new lair. On the bus home a man in front turned and asked me if I’d been interviewed by Stephen Fry on his programme last week. I said I had, and we had a lovely conversation about the show, this website, Tourettes, and being a superhero.…
Where oh where oh where are bears? Fuck a sheep and eat its mum.
Biscuit, cha-cha-cha.
Re-boot Keith Allen
Pesto, pesto, piss.
Paul Daniel Craig David
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You’re Spinster and You’re Dead
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