Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Weston-super-Bear
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Did you fuck a ninja when you said you were having a bath?
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You know Lorraine Kelly? She's your mother’s god-daughter’s tortoise.
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I just fucked a sheep in its day-glo armour.
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You lazy fucking lamp-post. What are you doing just standing there?
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Donny Osmond died - overdose of parents.
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Who would you rather sleep with, a lamp-post or a floodlight?
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Starship Troopers and the Elephants of Disgrace
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Trees, are you reaching for the stars you can’t see?
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Tortellini Tortoise and the Great Bucket Famine of Forty Four.