Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6669 tics found
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If you're a parent of a child under four, take them to the doctor if their tortoise is alive.
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If you're a parent of a child under four, turn them out in Scarlett Johansson's bed.
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If you're aardvark and you know it, clap your hands.
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If you're happy and you know it, cut your cock off.
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If you're happy and you know it, do a shit in the corner.
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If you’re happy and you know it, clap a lesbian on the back.
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In a single instant Matthew obliterated a ketchup dog.
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In a single instant Winston Churchill raped my mum.
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In the beginning Lily Allen licked her vagina.
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International Donkey Symposium