Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6669 tics found
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You conform to the Bob Geldof school of shit.
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Am I like Aristotle or a vacuum cleaner?
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I’m sperm donor for Don King.
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It’s been seven years and fourteen sheep since I fucked a barnacle in the arse.
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Shoot me in the head with a history teacher.
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Wasabi milkshake.
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Vodka jelly with peanut butter sandwiches.
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Only bugger a bin on weekends.
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The biscuits are on Jesus.
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I dyed a dung gold.