• Jackson Pollock splatter painting starter kit.

• Lamp-post, if you get cold you can come into my bed.

• My biological father is a lemon.

• Mature, sensitive sheep seeks bear.

• Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Why Geraniums are Shit.

• If dolphins wear cat suits would they be catfish?

• Replace the queen with a penguin.

• Paddington Bear gang bang. Little Grey Rabbit died.

• Rabbit Reversal Therapy.

• Waste basket, you look like Rapunzel.

• Gold, frankincense, and Andrew Marr.

• How To Filter Water - a classic novel by Jilly Cooper.

• Master of the Biscuitverse.

• Three Tornados and a Little Sheep

• How would you classify bears? Hairy, Histrionic or Pear-Shaped.

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Donkey

• Chain Mail dinner ladies.

• Plato’s Earthenware ceramics.

• Samuel Pepys: Lawn muncher.

• Who loves sticky buns? Romans.