• Don’t worry, the cats are managing woodland sustainably.

• I’m a little bit like goat sick.

• Do you think crisps are dangerous?

• Lets talk about fish now.

• Greyscale ducks.

• My mind is weak, my tea is strong.

• Children you have no hope, the world is perishing.

• Throw a Cornish pasty into the ocean.

• Felt-tip penis.

• Alan Bennett Underpass

• Spend the long weekend with Captain Hook and an animated raisin.

• Allen Sheep. Like an Allen Key, but a sheep.

• Do doves like grime?

• What happens when a tree farts?

• Does the moon prefer zigzags or stripes?

• Pig on a hot tin horse.

• #donkeyteeth

• Dehydrated Care Bear stare.

• Happy Nacho on your Forehead Day.

• Don King Donkey.