God hates Christmas.
From the gallery…
From the blog
Sat Nav vs Tic Nav
21st December 2010
Laura, who’s just passed her driving test, picked me up from the lair this evening and drove us to her house for dinner. Her Sat Nav wasn’t speaking its directions properly, so she said, “You’ll have to do it.” This was brave of her because although I’m a good map-reader, I have a real problem communicating directions intelligibly, something I’ve mentioned before.…
Happy Christmas
26th July 2010
“Calm down Christmas time.”
“Do you think I’m a Christmas tree?”
“God hates Christmas.”
“Runner, runner, runner, runner, Christmas bean.”
….it’s July.