Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1073 tics found
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I’m a misogynist kiwi fruit.
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Sun, you could make a baked bean and a mouldy Shreddie look splendid.
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More slippery than a snail’s cock, larger than a whale’s cock - it’s a marshmallow cock.
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Imagine a whale’s cock folded into a pitta bread.
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Scotch egg castle and the exasperated carrot.
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Celebrate the spirit of the Irish with a dustbuster and a cantaloupe melon.
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Greengage or Green Day? Choose.
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What do you get if you cross Jeremy Clarkson with a sausage? Nothing.
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Clarkson is like a hand grenade in a sandwich shop.
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Lamp-post, have you had any water today?