Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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598 tics found
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Simon Cowell raped her with his tail.
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Some people think I’m Bonkers, I just think I’m Leonard Cohen.
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Somewhere under Keanu Reeves but behind the sofa, biscuits ate a cheese.
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Stand up Christopher Reeves.
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Table wanking, Biscuit wanking, Mother Teresa wanking
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Take baked goods to the moon for Gandhi.
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Take Harrison Ford out to lunch, rape a dog.
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Talking to Whales by Chris Moyles.
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Taylor Swift told my mum to kill herself.
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Teddy Sheringham turfed over my kittens.