Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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33 tics found
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Alan has ten scrotums in his mind.
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Alan loves falafel.
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Bathroom sealant or shepherds? Choose.
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Boris Johnson, Alan Davies, Mother Teresa Shampoo.
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I’m precariously balanced on a teapot.
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I’ve got the balance of a tiger on a travelator.
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Massage a Matalan bed.
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Nicholas Nickleby impersonator Alan Yentob.
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No one puts Alan Hansen in corduroy.
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The lamp-post is as balanced as a cum guzzling snail rolling down a hill.