• I’m a brave little toaster.

• Arse Cheeks Mountain.

• Biscuit!

• Alice in Wonderland wet her pants and said goodbye to the circus.

• Pikachu is wanking your toes.

• Lamp-post, don’t take that shit from the pigeons.

• Don't stroke the Ferrero Rocher cat.

• Press the space bear.

• Trust your inner rainbow it’s more reliable than your inner centipede.

• Satanic botanic bears.

• Gesture of kinship with a cat.

• Keep up the good work sun, and you’ll get a sticker.

• Plastic bag, dancing in the wind, get a job.

• Stanley Kubrick is a trapezium.

• I'm just going to sit and stroke a donkey until it says, 'Biscuit'.

• Plastic bag, moulding yourself into the shape of an onion is no longer enough.

• I’m a brave little toaster.

• Starry, starry sheep paint your pillow blue and grey.

• Don’t have sex with respectable sheep.

• Stuff my mouth with pencils.