After a lazy start to the morning we headed to Bude beach. It was a gorgeous clear day and I wanted to get my feet in the sea. I took my massive boot off and had a short, cold paddle. Afterwards, Leftwing Idiot, Poppy and I left the others relaxing on the sand and went to get chips and ice cream.

We sat and ate our chips by the canal. My tics gave some passing ducks the same treatment as the geranium got the other day:

TH: Fuck off ducks!

Leftwing Idiot: What have they done to deserve that?

TH: Failures.

Leftwing Idiot: How?

TH: Failed pterodactyls.