Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6669 tics found
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I’ve got a shedload of ice cubes but no marshmallow chopsticks.
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Do you have leaky ceiling or cataracts?
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Lactate John O'Groats.
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Minnie Driver Killed the Radio Star.
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I could have been a blonde bombshell but my mum fucked a goat.
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Feed your British biscuits brandy.
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Do they know it’s Christmas in your mum’s sock drawer.
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Big lumps of Brian’s balls.
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Happy Don’t Suck Brian’s Cock Too Hard Day.
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If you had to trade a biscuit for a biscuit, would you talk to Brian?