Before we go any further, here’s some background info so this post makes sense:

• I often move around the castle on my knees.
• I have a bizarre reaction to certain noises, including the ‘oink’ of pig shaped rubber dog-toys – so much so I’m rewarded with a customised pig whenever I have a fit-free day.

There’s a floorboard in the castle hallway, which when knelt on, makes a noise almost identical to the squeal of a piggy, and each time this happens I massively overreact with excitement and surprise.

Leftwing Idiot’s just made this reaction even more extreme by suggesting there might really be a piggy under the boards.

Who knew crawling down the hall could be so thrilling!