In my emergency bag I carry a bottle of water with a sports cap, so that whenever I have a ‘ticcing fit’ whoever’s with me can squirt water into my mouth to help me swallow my medication. For the last few days we’ve been using an inferior model bottle – it’s a bit squishy.

When Leftwing Idiot used it earlier the water shot out of it like a water cannon into my mouth.

It came back out of my mouth just as quickly when I spat it out and some of it landed in my eye.

I don’t think we’ll be using that bottle again.

Festive outburst
“She-Ra died painting eggs for Christmas trees.”