Poppy and Leftwing Idiot got back from their holiday in New York this morning. On the plane home they’d been wondering about how many times I might have said “Biscuit” while they were away.

Little did they know that in their absence “Biscuit” had been replaced by “Bin.” I’m not keeping count but I know I must’ve said this thousands of times already. It’s driving me, and everyone else, bonkers.

Poppy said, “Who’d have thought we’d miss ‘Biscuit’?”